Now we need video of that.

Stop. It’s only $1,300. You sound like a poor.

Just because people accept your misspelling doesn’t make it okay.

I count the real villain here as Delta Airlines...

Like a Kia Soul with the airbags deployed.

You say it’s narcissism that led her to this, but that’s not really fair, Mister “I don’t want anybody looking at my wife, even if she wants you to.”

Top Secret has been doing so much good for a long time now.

Why does John Hennessey read so much like Donald Trump?

They do, but I can see why people are calling to end the practice. These girls aren’t being forced into the job, so this wouldn’t be to protect them from objectification. I think it’s more about what’s seen by spectators and what sort of message they may draw from that.

What if I don’t buy it, but he just gifts it to me, then I pay him a few thousand dollars for a ballpoint pen or something?

Sometimes, I search message boards and Twitter accounts to see what sort of batshit right-wing nonsense I can come across.

I had the page up waiting to purchase.
A client came in a few minutes early for a meeting, I went to greet them, and the purchase was forgotten.
I just got back from lunch and remembered everything.
Now I’m mad and it just might cost them 10% on this bid.

I assume most rentals have something in the documentation about not using their vehicle “in commission of a crime”, but who reads the paperwork anyway?

I rented an all black Suburban, got friends and dressed in tactical gear, then robbed a drug dealer.

I’d be fitting some sort of shield for that.

I’m fine with this. The lizard would have ultimately fallen to some animal other than a human if left in the wild, doused in Mountain Dew and devoured.

I like this. Running late for work and a meeting that you absolutely can not miss? It’s worth $34.50 if you save the time needed to keep your job.

“They did nothing wrong. At the end of the day, they all went home and asked: ‘What’s for dinner, Mom?’”

When my little sister came around, my dad sold his pristine K5. I cried at the dealership when they brought the Jeep Cherokee (an XJ) around the corner. I would slay a million men to have that Blazer in the condition he left it. The next owner absolutely trashed the thing.

I’m still waiting on the fix for the Takata recall. I even called a few months back to make sure that I hadn’t missed the “Remedy Available” notification letter.