I don’t think I could buy a Porsche because I’m a poor.

This just in: companies that remain in business make money.

How DARE they make a profit! LOL

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

That’s nothing, my Corvair’s speedometer jumped from 40 to over 100MPH before the needle broke off entirely. The speedometer was also making a loud screeching noise. I also need a new speedometer. I was also passed by commuter traffic while this occurred in a 50MPH zone.

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

Not sure why, but I always get a happy feeling inside whenever I see something that’s built to last. Old machinery made of cast iron, stringed instruments that are over a century old and still played, high-quality tools handed down through generations, stuff like that.

Maybe it’s just because I got on a random GTI kick yesterday, but isn’t GTI the answer to this question?

I care. So you’re wrong.

This guy knows what’s up.

And it has Stinger missiles behind the headlights.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

That way it hurt less.

Trash fire?

if you can’t afford the maintenance, you shouldn’t buy the car.

This comment was a roller coaster. Thank you, I think.

I would have lost my shit and started chucking my university physics text books the moment that brake question came up. Well not really, those things were expensive. PLANES OF REFERENCE MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!

This is bullshit. You’re probably right, but it’s downright sad.

That’s not a drift, it’s the electric slide