Yes, yes, you get it.

That was some good reading.

how are they good for a chuckle if it’s the same fucking cars over and over again? do you have memory problems?

Listen to Torch. Your first car will get destroyed. By you. By your friends. By some tweaker smashing windows and swiping subwoofers in the campus parking lot. I recommend a manual Civic, Carolla, or Focus. Something cheap, with readily available parts, and an active mod/DIY community.

Whatever car you get, you will…

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Exactly. Trying to apply old thinking to new tech is stoopid. You think a car needs a grille because cars have always had grilles, time to step out of the comfort zone.

I mean, yeah. If your friend has 370,000+ people waiting (with deposits placed) for his girlfriend to pop out babies. Then, yes. This analogy kind of works.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.