“I’ll never live long enough for it to be okay.”

What a Ride, indeed. Rest In Peace, Jordan.

I hear it too, unless it’s the sound of straight cut gears.

What paradise do you live in?

Bill never left. They keep airing his reruns on Channel 5.4 after Beekman’s World.

Oh, Thank Spaghetti Monster.

You say ‘Mythbusters meets Lip Sync Battle’ like it wouldn’t be the greatest show in television history.

I have met Bill Nye in person. He is as wonderful, genuine and pleasant as he comes across on TV.

10/10 would cruise land in

First off, thank you!

Second off: What?

Love your posts, the main reason I visit Jalopnik. I’ll read about rust bucket clunker projects all day.

I applaud the added detail of the wires

I’m hoping you ride in some type of riding pants too.

bruh it’s hard to take your review seriously when you did it in Chucks, jeans, a non-moto jacket (by appearances) and a dirt helmet (although you do get points for a SHOEI).

0-60? as relevant as nurburgring times

Can I add more facts to the marketing literature to be flipped through by billionaire’s car buying assistant?

The single most impressive fact is that they feed electricity back to the grid with the dyno.

Did you read that article about his new life in the White House yesterday?

When he stops dominating the national discourse. One would hope this fever breaks soon.

Probably in about 2,906 days... give or take heart attack.