“I’ll never live long enough for it to be okay.”

What a Ride, indeed. Rest In Peace, Jordan.

I hear it too, unless it’s the sound of straight cut gears.

10/10 would cruise land in

First off, thank you!

Second off: What?

Love your posts, the main reason I visit Jalopnik. I’ll read about rust bucket clunker projects all day.

I applaud the added detail of the wires

I’m hoping you ride in some type of riding pants too.

bruh it’s hard to take your review seriously when you did it in Chucks, jeans, a non-moto jacket (by appearances) and a dirt helmet (although you do get points for a SHOEI).

Pretty hard to take this review seriously when every picture is of some squid wearing Chuck Taylors, regular clothes and a Moto-X helmet and goggles. You want credibility? Be a credible rider.

0-60? as relevant as nurburgring times

Soooo... riding in the rain sucks if you’re not wearing the right gear for riding in the rain?

Can I add more facts to the marketing literature to be flipped through by billionaire’s car buying assistant?

Squid life rocks!...until it doesn’t...

That Motocross helmet on a street bike. Not very comfortable during those long commutes i guess 

Funny how Lanesplitter writers used to be all ATGATT and now you’re out here on 1000cc’s in chucks and a canvas jacket

For me, your contrarian (to the consensus) opinion’s weight is significantly reduced by your lack of gear.

The single most impressive fact is that they feed electricity back to the grid with the dyno.

I was gonna say... did this fucking moron just call SNL, a live comedy skit show, “Fake News”?

So, no one told him that SNL isn’t ‘news’? I mean, they do Weekend Update...so I can see how one could be confused...