I want it, mostly because I want to submit to the Ford Falcon master-race.

The wife of Biggus Dun-lupus?

Hey:

Does it keep track of the number of people who have touched Martin Brundle?

The Virgin Terry: only got invited to Smash

This reminds me: I remember seeing a concept for a multi-axle mine tipper. Did that ever actually see the light of day, and why are most big mining tipper trucks still using just four ultra-massive wheels?

Obviously the superior kind.

Probably gonna go for one year contracts every year, guaranteed to make sure he can get out whenever he can. That said, which team would want Bottas as number one, when everyone else wants to be number one in their team?

Because they look more impressive than a piddling Jimny.

Except Pastor, despite being a race-winner, isn’t even that good to begin with. Plus, he drove for Williams, presumably as they were just starting to suck (SB Nation should try to make a Collapse episode on them—it’d be their greatest challenge), so for all intents and purposes he isn’t really going anywhere.

Kyvat is the weirdest driver in F1 today. He’s clearly fast enough to challenge even Lewis, but he’s also prone to race-ending mistakes more so than other drivers on his tier.

NO.

Because they’re putting Rayman in instead.

Joker from Persona 5 has it, too. Motherfucker’s packing heat, but then, Solid Snake is there so I understand the worry, even if Joker’s got a goddamn Persona.

RAGAZZI THRUSTERS: FULL POWER

BTW this is being called as Saudi’s 9/11. Which is obviously clickbait (from Daily Beast and Vanity Fair) but also unsurprising if its veracity is proven.

Just that the rear quarter is a bit too Senna-y to me still. The Speedtail, on the other hand...

There’s probably another Earth where Susie Wolff did end up driving for Williams. The good Williams. The one that actually wins races. In that same Earth Robert Kubica is 4-time champion, Vettel and Verstappen are barely hanging on in the midfield at Red Bull, Fernando Alonso has retired a Triple Crown winner and…

Part of me wishes I could get into slot cars. If only they weren’t so expensive or big or limiting...

Yeah well what if that reboot turned out to be really flippin’ brilliant and you missed out?