Because they look more impressive than a piddling Jimny.

Except Pastor, despite being a race-winner, isn’t even that good to begin with. Plus, he drove for Williams, presumably as they were just starting to suck (SB Nation should try to make a Collapse episode on them—it’d be their greatest challenge), so for all intents and purposes he isn’t really going anywhere.

Kyvat is the weirdest driver in F1 today. He’s clearly fast enough to challenge even Lewis, but he’s also prone to race-ending mistakes more so than other drivers on his tier.

NO.

Because they’re putting Rayman in instead.

Joker from Persona 5 has it, too. Motherfucker’s packing heat, but then, Solid Snake is there so I understand the worry, even if Joker’s got a goddamn Persona.

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BTW this is being called as Saudi’s 9/11. Which is obviously clickbait (from Daily Beast and Vanity Fair) but also unsurprising if its veracity is proven.

Just that the rear quarter is a bit too Senna-y to me still. The Speedtail, on the other hand...

There’s probably another Earth where Susie Wolff did end up driving for Williams. The good Williams. The one that actually wins races. In that same Earth Robert Kubica is 4-time champion, Vettel and Verstappen are barely hanging on in the midfield at Red Bull, Fernando Alonso has retired a Triple Crown winner and…

Part of me wishes I could get into slot cars. If only they weren’t so expensive or big or limiting...

Yeah well what if that reboot turned out to be really flippin’ brilliant and you missed out?

What the fuck do they shit out, then?

And even better: on an actual electric Baja Beetle. Orlove’s Beetle.

Fuck yes, Super GT coverage. This makes me really happy. And yes, Class One isn’t on IMSA’s table at all, but I reckon a different racing series can use a much cheaper-to-run, more production-relevant variation of these rules.

That’s true. But I reckon it gets a bit less flak than 2K because R6: Siege is, at its core, a great game. Not like a shooter is comparable to a sports game, but the baseline gameplay from R6 is still tenable enough that you can play with the base roster and still be competitive. NBA 2K20 doesn’t have even that.

Talk about the worst possible take you can ever make.

Can I have that entire bodyshell? I want it, I adore it, and I would like to pair it with a twin-charged 4-rotor powertrain for maximum 19Bozzy92 hillclimb highlights.

Gotta say, though: what a menacing car to base a NASCAR Cup racer on.

One thing that is consistently amazing about Ferraris, especially the new ones, are their profiles.