I now want Chris Harris to show up at wherever Rich Energy has as an HQ and rev hard and loud the loudest road car/superbike in production.

Not bad, but please swap it out with something that resembles the Continental GT3 front mesh.

Bulk-buy Razor scooters and give all your friends/colleagues/family one each and a soccer ball. There, problem solved.

Frankly, unless the response is DISARMINGLY RADICAL and done as a singular unit, this situation will stay the same. And even if we do radically respond, no one would give a shit. Fuck, that’s probably what the puppeteers want to see: an explicit rebellion, the easy reason to stamp it out, because it came from “the…

Hmm...

I asked for a TIM set or even Illenium. Genue half-assed the wish and gave me just this one band. Screw’m.

Look, Struthers is dead, alright? Can’t you just let me have this moment for once?

Normally I’d whip Nintendo for such scorched-earth CnD maneuvers. But this leaker got what they deserve. THIS TIME, you can’t fuck with Nintendo. Maybe you can leak Western shit, but that’s expected, and frankly may even work in dev/pub favor.

Devolver can't shitpost anymore, even if I want them to. There's just...I mean we have Nintendo so...

Well guess fookin what? 

This seems like something a maxed-out Mac Pro can run. The new one. Yes I dared to cross that line. 

Well I guess I should stop meme-ing the fuck out of the lack of release date now.

Ubisoft is neglecting that franchise, I tell ya. Damn shame too, because that is supposed to be the king of all arcade racers. I wish they invested in Maniaplanet more and took initiatives to ensure that the community gets to use the thing to its fullest. Maybe even give modders conditional sub-licensing power so the…

Now I have questions, though. Because they’re using Speed Champions-scale, it does imply that the Minifigures (which govern scaling) scale to people. Which is odd given that the LEGO models themselves are more likely to be 1:32 or 1:24. It seems strange to me that they went for this and not the larger Technic (Chiron)…

THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

Giannis, for all his talent, is too much of a rookie relative to Kawhi when it comes to situations like this. I reckon the Bucks can win one, but just one at most, and it would be because Giannis maxed himself out to do it.

Weirdly jarring, but I reckon the JP dubs are available anyway so...

Alien vs. Predator

Hopefully they don’t somehow switch politics later on down the road.

So much effort just to get you out of the greys. Can I call upon some extra star power?