Look, Struthers is dead, alright? Can’t you just let me have this moment for once?

Normally I’d whip Nintendo for such scorched-earth CnD maneuvers. But this leaker got what they deserve. THIS TIME, you can’t fuck with Nintendo. Maybe you can leak Western shit, but that’s expected, and frankly may even work in dev/pub favor.

Devolver can't shitpost anymore, even if I want them to. There's just...I mean we have Nintendo so...

Well guess fookin what? 

This seems like something a maxed-out Mac Pro can run. The new one. Yes I dared to cross that line. 

Well I guess I should stop meme-ing the fuck out of the lack of release date now.

Ubisoft is neglecting that franchise, I tell ya. Damn shame too, because that is supposed to be the king of all arcade racers. I wish they invested in Maniaplanet more and took initiatives to ensure that the community gets to use the thing to its fullest. Maybe even give modders conditional sub-licensing power so the…

Now I have questions, though. Because they’re using Speed Champions-scale, it does imply that the Minifigures (which govern scaling) scale to people. Which is odd given that the LEGO models themselves are more likely to be 1:32 or 1:24. It seems strange to me that they went for this and not the larger Technic (Chiron)…

THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

Giannis, for all his talent, is too much of a rookie relative to Kawhi when it comes to situations like this. I reckon the Bucks can win one, but just one at most, and it would be because Giannis maxed himself out to do it.

Alien vs. Predator

Hopefully they don’t somehow switch politics later on down the road.

So much effort just to get you out of the greys. Can I call upon some extra star power?

Rimac and Koenigsegg seem like two brothers who were separated at birth but were classmates in the same schools, just never really hearing about each other that much. I think their companies should unite.

Shoop this so it’s an estate car.

This is now the first E3 where Bowser is an executive. Facken BOWSER.

You cretin.

Really strange that Sony won’t be at E3, but I’m not too surprised by the move considering the PS5 is set to be hyped as an event of its own. Still, it would have been nice to have them here to show some tasty stuff. 

I mean I wouldn’t knock a hardtail out of bed, but the big cargo bike seems like an equally viable option.

Enticing, really. Pay once and it’s yours for life, though really it feels like those bikes have too many compromises to work. That said, the big-tire bikes are an incredible boon, one that can supersede most commuter bikes and still take you on a light trail.