Rossi’s butt is legendary.

That’s something I’ve been toying around in my dream Switch racing sim game that’s a revival of Virtua Racing. There’d be a massive roster of cars (maybe 900 to 1000), but they’re all in a quarterly rotation of 300 per batch, unless you buy a car from the dealer or when another player sells their car, in which case…

PPGZ also seems like a good basis for a “we grew up; do we grow out of being heroes?” kind of story, too.

Related: who still remembers Powerpuff Girls Z?

“I’m not worth dati—”

Nu-uh.

Whoa. They’re back!?

On the other hand, you can buy one, chop it up, and give it to David for free.

It’s pretty much perfect, really. Man I wish they made an estate car.

Yeah this is the best sporty answer here. Even a base NSX will do for me, though fuck knows how many manual ones have yet to reach $100k or more.

I choose to go drive a hypercar for a million miles in my lifetime and do the other dumb, masochistic shit, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

A hypercar.

Same here, but with a 458. Because your choice of V8 MR Ferrari car is a humiliation.

Ah. When Tetris rolls you well, it gives you the ultimate weapon: T-spin triples that can kill grown men who get too cocky with a high stack. Plus, look! Potential 5-hit combo on 2-wide well.

She is the Jalopnik hero of our times, and of this generation. 

Mostly, but climbing is actually something I’ve been waiting to see. It’s a facet of mountaineering, which is actually a sport.

I don’t despise Jump Force because I’m an FGC hardliner (OK, I do, but that’s not a major reason). It’s because Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm was a thing and it was actually good. There was Battle Stadium D.O.N and it was actually good. They played differently than a Xenoverse-like, sure, but both those games…

Jump Force, honestly, is disappointingly half-baked. Only ArcSystem Works can save the shonen fighting game by doing it the way they did Dragon Ball Super.

I read the manga out of curiosity after the movie was announced. Yup. Brilliant piece of work, but I got scared because, outside of a few outliers, Hollywood sucks dick at this niche. Even now, after seeing the film (and finding it to be really rather good), what I’m left with is a burning desire to see the studio who…

Netflix-Production IG or fuck you.