Wow, the balls of these guys, huh? Hope it doesn’t come back to bite them in the ass or run in to a bunch of weird, brightly-dressed mafia folk, though I get the feeling these guys have a “don’t get greedy” rule like in Logan Lucky.

Vin’s been in this game for longer than you, kid. Being first ain’t enough. You gotta have connections, friends, allies set in.

This. After seeing this trailer I thought: “Wow, basically Bayo May Cry x Destiny.” Platinum can definitely do this.

Yup, this is the point at which Lancia began to die.

AAAAND we've just driven RS2 prices to the moon. 

I support this and I’m the kind of person these things are marketing to. The last thing I want is to overload my eyes.

Man, if only the autumn season wasn't so loaded to the nines. Pretty much a large part of my weekly lineup consists of fall stuff these days. This list checks out, but it has to be bigger. 

Please watch Super GT, Nibby-sama.

Obligatory Mustard:

He-Man saying something to the tune of “I believe in you, Adora”, or maybe even tossing his sword for She-Ra to dual wield.

My guess: the mentor for the big fat final boss fight. You know that kind of quest.

Fuck, that looks more appealing than the Gladiator. Easy thing to say, but just look at it! They nailed the whole package with the pickup. I’d absolutely buy that.

They looked too much like aloof, mean rich kids to me and it’s why I hated to see them there.

Valerian looked more cynically made and I hated the leads with a passion. At the least, Rosa Salazar seems like a good fit, and I am a bit curious as to how they do Alita’s Panzer Kunst style.

You think I don’t know that? I come in to that theater with all the cynicism and hatred I have built up for all 21 years of my life. Of course I know it sucks—Hollywood doesn’t know how to make a good live-action anime film. It’s impossible for them to do because they’re fun-hating bumfucks. But I also saw the OVA and…

Unrelated: the next Kamen Rider should be a MotoGP athlete. Come on. They’ll do a better job, really. Or at least they have the ride and gear to be one.

Either it sucks or it dies at the box office, but fuck it, I’m watching that movie.

Nah, he is just a student of Ulrich Baretzky, the man who created the diesel V10 that powered the Audi R10 TDI. He must have gotten the line in the Truth in 24 documentary.

Fuck me, then. If we had Group B engine tune to modern WRC, it would fuck souls. We got the suspension and tires down, aero checks out, too. So imagine the i20 WRC with double the current power output.

Natalia Poklonskaya, the really cute Russian general that got viral a few years ago? Wow. This is the first time in a long while since I’ve even heard that name. I guess she’s still under PutinM. Bison’s spell.