I would be if the bot looked, acted and thought like a human.

That’s a distraction. In reality I want to see something like this:

My mistake. That was incomplete. Stefan Bellof would have benefitted from having electric power boost in his run. He'd probably like the 919 Evo. 

OK what the bloody hell. You’re on Deadspin. That kind of comment is to be expected.

And the highest limit before the risk outweighs reward. That shit’s Ultra Instinct.

VW with a sub-7min electric record at Pikes Peak, this one, and Peter Hickman’s 135mph Isle of Man record. They may take the car away from man, but they’ll never take the calling, the need for speed. We’ll always find a way to go faster.

the hybrid bump wasn’t used all that much.

ALL OF IT. The difference is that we’ve never been to this place before.

The BBC should bankroll a full-fat TopGear Nurburgring 24hr campaign. Race for overall honors in GT3 (because the chump-tier race was already done). They got the drivers—Chris Harris is pretty fast, Sabine’s there, and Der Stigmeister can be called up from the castle there. Add in Leh Keen (the rain dance bloke), put…

Wow, a sadist. If I had that kind of robot I would have him run errands and all other shit I can’t be bothered to do.

One thing leads to another, and soon some NPC will say “The maze wasn’t meant for you”.

I found the people who can do the practical FX for my dream Mortal Kombat TV adaptation.

Pikes Peak is already run what you brung.

V4, by the way. Basically a motorcycle engine.

Jimmy Broadbent drove a modded one for Assetto Corsa.

not even a F1 2004 or F1 2017/2018 racer could probably beat that unless they used Ultrasofts the driver signed his life away.

You want satellite teams. That can work. 

Timo Bernhard is now a legend. 

That shit never ends well, kid. Be careful what you wish for. 

I will make you mine one way or another.