What???? You just don’t know how to handle your fixer upper. All you have to do is knock down every wall that doesn’t enclose a bedroom or bathroom, reroute all your home’s ducting, wiring, and plumbing, refinish the entire exterior, spend $20k on landscaping, shiplap, shiplap, shiplap, and you’re done. Easy peasy.

I have Rehab addict and the new Trading Spaces for my DIY fix.

Spending more time with the family. Isn’t that the excuse people give when there’s an impending scandal?

Everyone’s real thought: Maybe they’re getting divorced.

WE DONT DESERVE PETER

That’s his “This could have been us, Rachel, with you holding the camera, but you playing.”

Look at Peter with his pup buddy!

For some reason, I’m hysterical with your Benedict Cumberbatch line. It defies logic: his weird, pasty face and blown up muscles. 

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

I can’t remember the details, but she was abruptly fired. It happened after Project Runway started, so it made the news. Marie Claire very quickly hired her.

“Nobleman”

I kinda love the ridiculous pretentiousness of the magazine. It fascinates me. They think they’re publishing GQ or something. Here’s their own description from the sidebar on their website:

She sold her soul to shill her magazine. I pray Bravo continues to humiliate her in every way possible.

Vicki crossed the line from hate watch to just hate during the cancer scam season (and the amazing introduction of Meghan Kind Edmonds, PI). She should have been axed after that season and waited quietly for a few years to erode our collective memories and then come back. But she can’t physically survive without…

Good for her! After being dumped a couple of years ago, she goes back as the boss.

I hope this means Elle.com will incorporate a section of Nina reaction gifs for all their web content.

I saw her in person a couple months ago on the UES and while we were wearing basically the same outfit (black tee and black jeans w/flats) of course she managed to look 1000x chicer than me.

I’m just here for the Nina gifs.

It is incredibly hard to speak out against a beloved male comedian. Nobody wants to believe it, and it’s a career ruiner.