I think...I love Armie Hammer

I’ve met him a couple times and a friend has, too. He’s super normal and friendly (and smells nice).

My brother used to work for a private airline near LAX, and he helped Armie Hammer with his bags when he was shooting “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” He told me he was very sociable and awesome to talk to.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

Hammer can get a little savage on twitter. This comes across my dash every time Trump endorses racist shit.

james woods getting trashed

Is Demi Lovato dating gorgeous openly gay intersectional feminist DJ and producer Lauren Abedini?

― Margaret Atwood

Isolated incident that keeps happening over and over and over.

where is the dog

Molly has a dog???????????????????????????

That bitch can sit in on any freshman seminar with me in late September, and watch students who’ve been assaulted practically whither away in front of everyone.

This Drake Bell/Josh Peck nonsense is being spun into their 2nd 15 minutes of fame, right? I don’t even know who they are, and they’re terrible.

And it has been not even a year...

WHY ARE THESE BOZOS SO HOT TO LIVE IN A FRIGID WASTELAND OF SELFISHNESS AND GREED!?

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

What is the opposite of being shook?