“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

And the wrong one is still alive.

“My life is over.”

I...

I want to feed this guy’s dick to an orca then leave him on a shrinking ice floe to die.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I’m just so tired. I sense that you are tired as well.

I hate men. I said it and I meant it.

“non-physical trauma”

How is rape “non-physical trauma”?

Allow me to share my paranoia with you, in that my first thought was, no way would I announced anything official about my surrogate this soon, because what if someone kidnapped her for ransom?

...good for Kim and Kanye.

Anyone who says anything about Cosby that isn’t “hey, fuck that guy” can’t sit with us or hit the blunt.

Someone who says that about Bill Cosby doesn’t deserve to wear Moana pajamas.

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

Living in LA I’ve gotten used to seeing celebrities. And most aren’t that much better looking than most people you see. Most of the celebrities I’ve met (worked at Cedars, you’d be surprised how many I met there) I thought, “oh, they’re not better looking than more” or “they’re not that much better looking than me”.

I love Jessica Williams on 2 Dope Queens. My boss has glared at me more than once for laughing a bit too loud/out of nowhere because of that podcast.

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