As my they say on my favorite podcast, My Favorite Murder: FUCK POLITENESS!!!
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Knowing it’s sleep paralysis doesnt make it any less terrifying in moment! The hyper realistic dream inception is the worst.
Yessssss! I actually have a story this year! This happened in London this past May. I was splitting an airbnb with a couple women for a burlesque festival we were all in. I was the second to arrive and it was just me and one other woman the first night. As I was settling in, I was standing in front of the bathroom…
When she started talking about why women don’t speak out, I lost it.
Why?
I literally can’t think of a more boring couple to follow for a show, so it’s probably perfect for the channel formerly known as abc family.
I think a lot of it is makeup and bad eyebrows.
What apps are you finding success with, Jezzies? One of my best friends met her fiancé on Tinder, but that’s not giving me a lot of hope.
All of the robots look like Jason Momoa, they bring me wine that doesn’t cause hangovers and cook me gourmet meals, it looks like Bora Bora, and I also get to slay non-Momoa robot vampires.
The pommel horse seems... dangerous here.
10/10 will watch.
That really really sucks, especially because did they want to catch the flu and pink eye from you? Jesus! Sometimes the people who are supposed to “do good” are actually the worst. I hope you find another job in the field <3
I usually tell people they can swipe a max of two to the left or right before they hit the danger zone. I don’t particularly care, but I try to protect the delicate ones.
I’m dying lol! Camp cynical reporting for duty!
Ooh that reminds me of when I ran into two lesbians going to town on the hood of the car next to mine in a VERY WELL LIT parking garage. They were awkwardly like “sorry...” and I just laughed and said “no worries, be safe, have fun” like a huge dork.
Ugh that reminds me of one time I was helping my mom unload groceries and there was definitely lube in there. Come on, mom!
It must be contagious! I’m pmsing, dealing with fucking idiots who felt like being extra stupid at work today, couldn’t resist getting into Facebook arguments with dummies, and I’m paranoid that my ex is going to come attack me because he just got served with my suit against him. How about you?
Def a serial killer.