Gutter passing to the front - or at least up a few cars - saves cyclists' and motorcyclists' lives. I ride year-round and we get real winter, with slippery roads. There is no way in hell I am going to be between two cars when the inevitable rear-ender happens.

'grats. Excellent comment.

Hi. Cyclist here. The pedal kind.

Because if it wasn't Fiat, they'd have issued a comment that said, "While we appreciate the humour displayed by Fiat owners, please rest assured that this was not an act perpetrated by Fiat."

Cleaning the air for cooling the batteries maybe? Dunno.

Definitely. This is what I was referring to below as a jack-all. Absolutely indispensable tool.

10-ply tires. Rocks and other sharps will lay you up in a heartbeat. 10-plies may not last forever, but they are insurance that is well-worth the premium.

Here are the mileage figures for a few Toyotas -

Buy a Toyota Tacoma. I'm not even kidding. I've got a 2003 Tundra which is about the same size as a new Tacoma. It seats five, pulls 7,000 lbs (the Tacoma pulls 5,000), and has been bulletproof in its reliability.

Yep. As long as B is short for Bodyshop or Bondo.

Because oil money.

Dude, please tell me your transforming into a giant tarantula. Because that, would be awesome.

I thought he was going to just kick death in the ass and live forever.

Agreed. Lots of instances when the lessons aren't learned.

I suspect they learned from their disaster last year.

Gotta love the flotation bags. They're either auto-deployed or deployed by pulling a big red tab that says "You are about to be really fucked!"

The worst cars for big people are big cars.

See ya Ray. You've done an awesome job and should feel proud of what you've accomplished with Jalopnik.

Johnsons, lined up as far as the eye could see.

Hitting on girls who are young enough to be his Granddaughters?