Two and Three are invaluable.

Dude, I'm Canadian and don't give a rat's fat behind which of your networks lies to which of your diametrically-opposed political demographics.

Aww Mom. not the bottle. It chafes.

Ranting Rich Asshat Writes Condescending Post on Forum for other Rich Asshats... film at 11.

Yeah, but did you roll through the red? If so, you get a ticket.

"Ooooh Rooney, I know you're awake and cranky, but I'm trying to sleep. Why don't you go for a nice drive instead of pacing around the bedroom, waving a handgun and acting like a crazy person."

If you listens to Faux News etc... they figure it's the EPA's fault.

It seems to me, they tried burning it first, but the light hydrocarbons evaporated too quickly and IRRC the winds in the area were breaking up the surface, making it hard to light up the slick.

This is great. Thanks for sharing.

Thank you.

Such as?

I'll disagree with you and provide two points as backup.

Nope. Check the digital speedo in the left hand corner. At flat out it reads 299 km/h.

WTF?! This wasn't five mph over the limit between speed zones. This was 186mph (299km/h) in a 56 mph (90 km/h) zone. It was roughly 3 1/2 times the legal speed limit. The potential to kill a family loaded in a minivan, was off the charts.

Unfortunately, the Saanich Police can't definitively put the son on the bike. They are basically left hoping that the kid bragged to some of his friends and that they will tell on him. Without that, mom eats the fines and the kid essentially goes free.

Um...

Russian runway driers. Jet turbines mounted to the front of GAZ (I think) trucks.)

Click back a couple of pages. It's there.

Hide in plain sight with a Hilux. Just climb in (or on) drive along with the throngs of protesters and you'll blend in nicely.

Forgive me (really), but who else could carry out a DDoS attack, but a hacker. I'm not being wilfully ignorant. The mechanics of how that would work are beyond me.