At 170 miles off the coast that plane will be gone before any Coast Guard, Navy or Merchant ship will get to it. Dropping a SAR-tech is a no-go because they won't enter a sinking plane and place themselves and/or their crew at such a huge risk.

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Wow! That's Amazing!

Nope. Five years in advertising in the 90's tells me that Acura may have seen the screen tests and/or auditions of the actors. They would have been able to say "I like that guy the best." But they wouldn't be bothered by something as trivial as a casting sheet.

Michael Bay has already filed a lawsuit for copyright infringement.

Acura is not the culprit here. Their ad agency is. There is no way they would have been bothered with a detail as trivial as a casting sheet. In fact, this all would lie at the feet of the creative director at the agency. Even the account manager wouldn't have seen the casting sheet.

Cleanup on Aisle 5

True enough. Even more specifically, ask a Saskatchewinian. My wife's from Regina and those folks treat this stuff like sacramental wine.

A Five-Time Winner! Here's an illusive bunny that's just as hard to find as a five-time COTD winner. Ask a Canadian where you can find him...

Press release: Mattel group to embark on Urban Planning

Congrats Desu. Good punchline.

My ten-year-old son wants to know why we don't own a Porsche? "Well, they're really expensive and your mother and I don't make "Porsche money". We could have one, but it would be our only car and it won't go up and down a ski hill very well with you, me, your mom and your sister and a bunch of gear crammed into it."

An old Jeep or a mid-60's Land Rover in need of some love.

My Pop's '54 is prettier. But even with a 283 from a Corvette and a five-speed, it's no drag strip truck.

What's causing the shitstorm up here is not one single issue around these things.

HA! Brilliant. I feel better now. Thanks.

Well it's a unibody made from the many bodies of the serfs you crush on your way up the corporate ladder.

Koala's not a bear. It's a marsupial. Just sayin'.