There's a mile-high-club joke in there somewhere. Any takers?

Broke-back autoshow?

6th Gear.

I'm going to say Kennedy.

Drive an Acura RDX. I shit you not. Shifts are crisp and way faster than anything I can do with a clutch.

So, they're going to turn the MP4-12C from an eccentric English "lady-from the-manor-borne", into a Las Vegas stripper?

Jason doesn't want to wear a space suit.

The shared-air thing is a no-go. Combustion engines "breathe" way faster than humans. In a dive tank you have the equivalent of about a closet's-worth of air. You can breathe through that in about an hour. Your combustion engine is going to go through that in minutes - and not very many of them. You either need…

I am almost positive we got the C6 ad in Canada. Other Canuck jalops: am I wrong or did we see this on TV?

RWD Tundra, Nokian Rotiivas all around, ski hill switch backs. It writes itself.

Oh. My. God. I totally had one of these as a kid. I'd totally forgotten about it. Thanks for the awesome memory.

Nice job Klaus. Here's a 1945 Romainee Conti. Sold for $123,919 at Christie's this past year, it's the most expensive red wine in the world. You clearly have the palate for it.

Yep. Apparently I did.

Lots of coordinated pastel-flower-waving, a musical number and a big rainbow arch... So Kim Jong vacationed in San Fran during Pride?

Make it the Troop Carrier version and it's damn-near perfect. I trekked all over Tanzania and Uganda in Troop Carriers. They never had a mechanical problem nor got stopped by obstacles.

I buy from these guys all the time. So does the James Randi Foundation. Despite the mid '90s-looking website, they're totally reputable.

StreetsideStig posted what looks like a Twin Otter. I'll add the deHavilland Beaver to the list. This airplane is the grandfather of bush-flying. It opened up the entire north of Canada. Many of the early planes are still flying and like a real-life grandpa, they are tougher and stronger than their new-fangled,…

We've had the dragon vette and that weird el camino'd civic thing but this... this is inspired. This comes from the same place that gave us the Insane Clown Posse, Crazyy Town and $5 hookers. This is what lurks in the depths of fan-fic writers; the stuff that even they say "nah... nobody will ever believe this."

Thanks. Been a while since Brefass Scotch made an appearance here.

Thanks everybody. I had picked BrtStlnd picked for COTD [jalopnik.com]