I’d be too confused as to how you can hang pictures on a rounded wall to maintain an erection.

Agreed. :)

Looks more like Kaminoans cloned the original than it does a recast. That likeness is uncanny.

Because there was only one Peter Cushing. Some roles you can’t recast.

Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Disney. Your sad devotion to CGI has not helped you conjure up...gasp..choke...

He’s a major figure in everything that is about the First Death Star. Dropping him wouldn’t work out. I agree on recasting him, though, CGI wouldn’t be a good idea.

Why CG? It always looks fake when trying to “revive” actors. Just get another actor. Would someone actually complain knowing the original actor passed away like 20 years ago?

I’m sure if the Founding Fathers came back from the grave, the first thing they would do before bestowing any mystical powers would be to make a statement: “What the fuck, People?”.

That was the most...unsexy version of “taking it in the face” that I’ve ever seen.

Seriously people, do the damn sleep study and get a CPAP. It will literally change your life.

Kool-aid? Please! I’ve stored only the best drink, the very best! Nuka-Cola.

I’ve signed up for a vault. Haven’t you? It comes with nifty blue jumpsuits AND EVERYTHING!

I got no ammo for that particular weapon.

Never underestimate people’s willingness to vote against their own best interests.

I woke this morning extremely confused. In theory as a Repub I should be happy, but I’m not. I can not believe the country could possibly be this stupid, but yeah actually I can.

*Grabs them by the pussy*

To bad it’s pointing the wrong way

“I’d be more worried about my balls half inch from a wheel that’s going almost 90 mph.”

I'd be more worried about my balls half inch from a wheel that's going almost 90 mph.

Too late. It shall now be forever known as Dong of Defense.