I’d be too confused as to how you can hang pictures on a rounded wall to maintain an erection.

I’m sure if the Founding Fathers came back from the grave, the first thing they would do before bestowing any mystical powers would be to make a statement: “What the fuck, People?”.

Never underestimate people’s willingness to vote against their own best interests.

I woke this morning extremely confused. In theory as a Repub I should be happy, but I’m not. I can not believe the country could possibly be this stupid, but yeah actually I can.

He drugged her and raped her, took videos and pictures which she found out about, and then she went out with him again? What the hell is wrong with this girl?

Clearly, you and your friends wore Rings of Radon Immunity.

You stopped at the best part of the story!