Yeah, I get the same results when I try to use Jesus' words on Christians.

I'd use Mohammed's own words against them: "The ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."

That was kinda where I was going with that. Education is the only way to get past this.

So all of them, then?

Which ideology? Radical muslims who blow/shoot up gay clubs, or radical Christians, who blow/shoot up gay clubs?

I never thought I'd see so many Republicans caring about a woman's health.

I don't think I've ever seen so many Republicans care about women's healthcare before.

Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo?

I agree. You gotta have the right people. If one is your significant other you have to be careful to make sure they don't get jealous when you go for the other person...or you are going to have a bad time.

I worked for a major network O&O station, and while it was common for anchors and reporters to wear jeans (one reporter was famous for regularly wearing shorts and flip-flops), they were all coat and tie or nice blouse and were never shown from waist down.

I think they should sentence the guy to 5 minutes alone with that dad.

I wouldn't have been able to keep cool even *that* long.

That's a Big League Hit from the App State player, nicely done.

When you know that he does a show about stringing people along in imaginary on-line relationships, you will hate him even more.

Use Fight Club rules.

It’s actually short for “Hey, welcome back to reality after that mind-blowing, toe-curling, mattress-staining orgasm you just had all over my side of the bed that’s going to make me have to sleep in a wet-spot tonight.’

Marijuanas debilitating effects can be seen in Michael Phelps, he can barely move with all that gold around his neck.

Close to my set up in college, all you are missing is a bong.

The probably read the conspiracy theory article they posted here recently, and thought it made more sense than most of the conspiracy theories out there, and don't want their kids mapping the insides of their buildings.

Sounds like you tried, or at least wanted to hate it, but you didn't.