This happened with one out in the eighth inning of a tie game. The whole city of Philly just apparently gives no fucks about winning. Pretty glorious, actually.

Big Sexy jogging down the first baseline and then into the Braves dugout after an at-bat without ever dropping his bat was just delightful.

I thoroughly enjoyed this comment even before the twist ending.

Seriously, you should cut this person out of your life.

The Little Mermaid will forever be the best Disney movie in my heart, if not my head.

Can’t wait for the visit to the racist parents.

Telling people to get a job? Kevin Plank is clearly pulling those strings.

That’s the most Patriots @channeling ever.

Of your choices listed, starting with the worst:

Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Just sayin’.

Better act now as this deal could expire sooner than expected.

There is nothing more satisfying on this earth than walking into a fancy old school bathroom with a fancy giant urinal with fancy ice in it and peeing into that ice and watching it melt.

Shame on you for arguing against reparations for the Braves.

The Steelers were, however, evacuated the following day when they got the shit kicked out of them.

Well, sure, no sense in replacing it before the Vikings are back in town.

Guess we’ll see a more stout defense for the next game.

So you’re saying a guy who works for Dabo Swinney relies on blind faith? Seems about right.

Nah, but probably would have with Tony Romo, or, you know, Matt Ryan or Tom Brady.

I dunno, I could see giving it to Brady or Ryan but Prescott? He’s had way too many shaky games and dude is playing behind the best line in the NFL. I just don’t think he’s been the best or the most valuable this year.

Well, sure. But how is that relevant?