They also have things fans do while bored at baseball games, like playing candy crush or something. Speaking of, what happened to those?! They were fun.

Yup, that is a fair and reasonable hope. I was just wondering if you were hoping for a trade that would put the Phils in contention this year. Thanks you for not being crazy.

Serious question: As a Phillies fan, what were you hoping would happen today?

I've got to echo some of the others. The action sequences in comic book movies is almost always the worst part about them, the Avengers certainly included. But, hey, whatever does it for ya.

I love this comment.

There's literally nobody I enjoy watching more the Simmons.

An acceptable alternate list would be typing Stella Artois 18 times.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly does the Cardinals of actresses mean to you?

You know they suspended Kornheiser for making sexist, misogynistic comments right? Sort of like, say, I dunno, Stephen A. just did.

I know you're joking but she just guaranteed her tenure. They can never fire her now.

More than anything else, this article reminded me that at one point Andruw Jones was probably one of the best defensive player ever. It's almost hilarious to think about now.

At least throw some bacon and cheese on those burgers for fuck's sake.

This is a fun story. But what does blowing bubble gum and spitting have to do with a cohesive team?

People pay to do yoga, pilates, run etc. etc. Many people find being a part of a group motivating.

I went to the live taping of TAL in Brooklyn where all of these pictures are from. The show was excellent. My favorite part, though, was looking at the crowd as it exited the theater. Close your eyes and picture this crowd in your mind. Can you see them? I promise you, the crowd was EXACTLY as you've just pictured.…

After reading this thought provoking article, I've come to the clear, indisputable conclusion, that if we ban all defenders save the pitcher, Dan Uggla will still not get any hits.