I literally died.

I really can’t imagine going through life being as pissed off at the world in general as these clowns are. I also can’t conceive of finding some sort of highly convoluted, illogical conspiracy in every little thing that comes within their field of view.

I literally died.

I hadn’t even considered this amazingness. #sharethepopcorn

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Any. And all. Doesn’t matter.

Yelling slogans at people is a bad way to change their minds. But showing up at neo-Nazi rallies is not about changing the minds of neo-Nazis, it’s about showing them that this is not their country, and that people are willing to stand up to them. I don’t think anyone who’s encountered a member of the far right (on…

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

I just really like cake.

The other possibility, of course, if they feel that demand is too inelastic to raise menu prices, is to allow profits to decline slightly. The owner is a billionaire. He can afford it.

That was the issue raised-just quietly raise the prices but to pull this nonsense is bullshit.

Them’s fightin words! It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

She’s like Angelina Jolie and Rebecca Romijn were genetically spliced together.

Uhhhhhhh...Amy Schumer is probably the least weird thing gong on in this clip.

ALL of the women in this gif tho! Not a single one is having it lol.