I’m still reading it as “cheese fuck” when I see it even though I know what it is now.

I spent a good 20 seconds looking at the sign wondering what the hell “Cheese Festuk” could mean.

Parmageddon is SO much better than Cheddarmageddon.

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No whey! You can’t brie serious! That’s no gouda. It almost gave me a havartitack! Even I know feta than to make a cheese festival with no cheese! Muensters! They have some chèvre! Even reading this made me really bleu... Clearly these festival organizers don’t know jack. I know I shouldn’t have a cow but stuff like…

Goudapocalypse

I bet everybody enjoyed the festival’s movie. You know the one, Mothra vs. Gorgonzola? It’s really gouda.

Actually, I think Parmageddon sounds better than cheddarmagedon, which has one too many syllables. Just thought I’d throw in my two cents on this super important issue.

Not so fast! If they want a statue of Robert E Lee, let them have one. It can be of him surrendering at Appomattox so they can be constantly reminded that they fucking lost.

Obligatory “why not both?” And then Pizza Rat Runs off with his rug, uses it during rat open night mike night in a hilarious bit that impresses his ladyfriend, Croissant Rat. They marry and raise little Tater Tot rats, who snuggle safely every night in said silken orange toupee, dreaming the dreams of free and…

Exactly. Unless they are ‘relocated’ to a Museum of Shame, these relocation plans are pure equivocation.  

Pull down those traitorous statues and destroy them in every city that has them. Same goes for that fucking flag.

Never been prouder to be a Durhamite

Oh please, BLM isn’t about cops anymore. Its a hate group that causes death and mayhem everywhere it goes.

Yes.

BENGNAZI

BENGHAZI

If they didn’t find a way to blame it all on Hillary Clinton’s e-mails, then I am not impressed. Fox is just not trying anymore. It’s cute, by the way, that they can celebrate Pence for condemning neo-Nazis, while celebrating Donald for sharing the blame around. Those glorious little sycophants!