“Bring back milkmen to MAGA!!!”

Methinks Rand Paul needs to have a seance with Dwight Eisenhower and find out that effective tax rates for the highest earners in the 50's was somewhere around 70%

+1 pair of bootstraps from the Babies ‘Я’ Us registry

I’m here for this!

I never thought it was an outing at the time, just a really low blow as a final dig. I did not pick up that Stephen was gay. I thought everyone pretty much $#!+ on Irene, and thought more of her for getting out of a toxic situation.

You know DJTJr has “Invisible Touch” on 180-gram vinyl.

Wish I could star you double for “rad kid.” :-)

Damnit!

Since they were on Colbert, I think Mika qualifies as a “douche-holster.”

+1 Parade Magazine insert for The Franklin Mint

Why did Stig’s cousin’s coffee burn their mouth? Because they drank it before it was cool.

Before I clicked, I thought it might have been Sarah Palin trying to get back in the news cycle with another “Mama Bear” story.

Goddamn. The tears...

*stands on desk*

Goddamn. I feel like a part of my soul is gone. This is a bad dream. Wake me up. WAKE ME UP!

You know what we’re here for.

This is the correct pie.

Psssh. You say that as if he bathes.