“If a stone penis is hacked off in the fjords and no one is there to hear it, does it makes a sound?”

There is an app called Hangouts Dialer which replaced the functionality of Google Voice that allows VOIP calls. They changed Hangouts a few months ago which eliminated a lot of the features Hangouts I originally intended to use it for (VOIP dialing, SMS/MMS). It seems that the only thing Hangouts does anymore is…

Ian Ziering on Line 1 for you.

PoundsignHaveABlessedDay

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Wasn’t there some verse that went, “Let ye who hasn’t used an entire can of Aqua Net in one sitting cast the first stone?” I think it’s from Two Corinthians.

 I’m starring this in a circumvented way. The jukebox at my old Benningans had Pet Shop Boys Greatest Hits on it, and I used to play “Where the Streets Have No Name/Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” Every. Fucking. Time. I LOVE that song.

+1 Jack Handy

Limited re-release of “The Rescuers” on Blu-ray & digital download?

I’m sure you’ll see this one at Six Flags Over Texas.

Girl, have you seen what they want to do to healthcare in the United States? I’ll take my chances with the Jesus freaks. Probably get shot anyway, so...

+1 fifth of Plymouth

Because I’m sure they have probably qualified as a “religious, non-profit,” certain rules apply that state you are allowed to be exclusionary in your hiring process. But, I can’t imagine anyone other than bible-thumping, mouth-breathers wanting to be a part of this.

+1 K&G buy 1 get 2 free

Kimmel’s on in about an hour... ;-)

Also, IIRC, there was an episode of the Cosby Show where Theo has some friends over and one of the girls invited mixes wine with allergy medication and she gets really drowsy.

What’s in the sauce?!

Burton Guster can do no wrong.

+1 piece of spaghetti

Are they having chicken or beef?