Can Will Smith pull off Genie with a cockney accent, tho’?

What is it about Fusion that just attracts the most abhorrent commenters of the Gizmodo sites?

Scream it from the rooftops! Never let these fluffernutters forget their hypocrisy!

+1 Booyah

**sniffle**

That’s instantly where my mind went, too.

Don’t forget, he doesn’t even really need healthcare because he’s like, the healthiest President we’ve ever had.

& can we get Kellerman to host again? No disrespect to Stat-Boy, but Kellerman always seemed to handily put a hot-taker in their place.

You know the Vice President certainly is

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Sorry Caitie, you’re probably way too hot for him.

Looks aside, polyglots are ALWAYS hot

I mean, who wouldn’t want to fuck a low-rent Steve Carrell?

OH! I thought you meant you just had a piece of what sounds to me to be heaven on a plate. You’re a baker, too? Mmmm...tell me more

Ganaaaaaaaaaaache! That looks nom-licious

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!

Read as “carnival baker” because of the thread

That sounds divine. Can you feel my jealousy across the internet?