“teaching your kids consideration for others is not liberal or conservative”

+1 Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before.

“or they spiral downward until they end up dead of a heroin overdose in a seedy motel after alienating every single person they love.”

Something something (quote from an Old El Paso commercial)

“Why you wolf-shaming?”

Or Sugar. I’m sure she gets complimentary bottom grabs when she gets his coffee just like he likes it.

Oh, holy shit. It’s a six-year-old’s mentality. I bet he believes in storks and “Kissing gets you pregnant!” fuuuuuuh....

“You gotta pay the troll toll/before you can have your lady-hole...evacuated of a mass of non-cognizant cells.”

Dear Cousins from across The Pond:

How the hell did that happen? Did Nigel Farage get his own talking head show?

You’d think he could just campaign for the next four years and let Grand Vizier Bannon handle it all.

Apt: “The lights are on/but you’re not home”

90's?

Read as: “the feces of your movement.” Considering the subject at hand, it works out about the same.

“Whoop whoop?”

He could do it on 5th Avenue, tovarich. I’d love to see the spin on it. Something, something “the act of a true patriot” blah blah blah.

I have that effect on dogs. Small children and electrical subcontractors as well.

Ugh. Rand Paul’s fellating of 45 on “This Week” yesterday nearly had me upchucking my frittata. “Damnit, you Brillo-headed stooge, people are TRYING to enjoy their breakfast!”

I take mine with a demi-tasse of Tanzanian Peaberry espresso with a hint of nutmeg. 😊

+1 cromulent