An f-ing FIJI to boot

“Can I get two adults and a student for ‘Small Great Things’ at 7:25?”

“Has the FLOTUS ever really been off-limits?”

Uh, I thought we were supposed to “get over it” already?

This is like, y’know, the bestest Kinja

Black & Blue Monday! *MUAH!*

Yaaaaaaaaaas!

Happy Birthday!

I went with a two-sided sign today. “Women’s rights are human rights” on one side “Compassion is not weakness” on the other. I wasn’t clever at all, but there were plenty to go around in Dallas today.

Cheers from Dallas, y’all!

I am so in love with the “1968" sign. “Stop calling here, shithead!”

Yeah, when I read that, I wondered if we needed to get a Shade Court ruling from Judge Brown.

Eh, I dunno...seems like market saturation...

Oh, sorry - I had thought the overriding problem was that it wasn’t economically feasible. I did not know about the environmental concerns, and yikes, that will be a tough mountain to climb. But with all the cuts that this administration will more than likely make to education, energy, science, etc., we will never see…

Wait, when in the hearing did Rick Perry say this? This is more coherent than normal.

The threat of atomic warfare hasn’t made me this anxious since the 80's.

“The question is how do we address it in a thoughtful way that doesn’t compromise economic growth, the affordability of energy, or American jobs”

IKR? Of all places...I thought it would be at WinStar World Casino.