+1 Jeeem

“Hey! ABC promised ME ‘Neck Deep’ for my return to television!”

Hmmm

Should’ve known J.J. was a Dane Cook fan...

GAH! We get it, Billy. MLS is going to suck just as hard 20 years from now. **eye-roll**

+1 Joseph Ducreux

+1 You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into....

Has anybody in the comments made a horse tranquilizer joke yet? Anybody?

So...more Epi-pens for you..?

*Searches thread for this post

They serve nachos at P F Chang’s? This I gotta see!

“And that Vice-Principal’s name?

+1 Mendoza line

That last sentence - God-fucking-damnit.

“Dude, I thought they spoke Mexican in Brazil?”

Girl, you know Ashley Feinberg mad as hell about this post. **SPLICE**

So, THAT’S how I wound up in the Tombs after my night out with Wallace Shawn.

Interesting...