Maybe he was 6'2", but age and his fat ass has compressed his spine some.

This is my good boy, even when he’s a naughty little fucker. He’s the first dog I’ve had and while the experience thus far confirms that I really am more of a cat person, his intense devotion (which kind of intimidates me?) makes me feel like I wouldn’t hesitate to go full John Wick on anything trying to hurt him.

Excellent decision! Check out her final concert on YouTube as well, she was just so beautiful, talented, and charismatic. (In addition to being a lovely person.)

Ah, this is so sweet that it hurts. As is contemplating what she could have accomplished.

One of my favorite books!

They did say “the OC”, which automatically equates to South County, at least in my mind.

As a former Orange County resident, I couldn’t agree more. Though might I add “attends a megachurch”? I have run into enough racists that attend Saddleback and Rock Harbor to feel pretty solid in that observation.

I watched and liked Avatar, however this was contingent on two things: 1) I saw it in 3D in a kick-ass luxury theater, 2) I was stoned out of my gourd. 10/10 would recommend

Perhaps someone who possesses similar tackle could correct me if I’m wrong, but that looks incredibly painful. Aren’t there hairs getting twisted, as well as balls juggled? Godspeed, Urban’s junk.

They don’t know what they are if they don’t know any black people deeper than a “Hey, that’s Tim from accounting.”

I think he scrapes his face raw with St. Ives Apricot scrub.

When will these hoes learn that no one looks good with that shade of blonde? Unless the look they are going for is “bleached asshole on dessicated cardboard”.

If my sexual partner legit felt that porn was my competition, then I’d let porn win this one. Ain’t no way that motherfucker is going to be evenly remotely competent in the sack.

I love that Posh just didn’t dance.

I left a joint in a stranger’s wallet once. My husband’s idiot cousin had it on him after blacking out one night and waking up in some dude’s car, before making his way back to my house. I was just happy the dude didn’t shoot Cousin Luis and thought he’d appreciate something for his troubles, plus the only contents of…

It was ugly and totally lacking perspective. One commenter was talking about being hit by her mom and linking it to how discipline was handled in other cultures and longtime commenters were falling all over themselves to call her mom an abusive monster.

I think it’s a combination of the drinking and a reputation for being a pain in the ass (though it’s likely that was closely tied with the drinking). Hollywood is pretty stingy with second chances for its’ female colleagues.

Goddess.

Hilariously defensive. And even so, the charro suit has been around way longer than creepy child pageant circuits and Ziegfeld Follies showgirls.

To paraphrase Michael Kors, the crotch on that leotard is insane.