Growing up, I could never buy horror or disaster movies where people wilfully ignore an obvious crisis. It always broke my suspension of disbelief when characters wanted to reopen the beach, gawk at the monster, keep zombie grandma in their guest room, etc.

All graduations are awful. Kindergarten? Graduating from what?  8th grade promotion?  See above.  HS?  Only grandparents care.  College graduation SUCKSSSSS.  It’s hot and there are 90000000 names getting read.  

I am so sick of socialized risk. I am in a tax bracket that gets soaked to pay for those above and below me. I can handle helping the less fortunate, but subsidizing the hyper wealthy makes me want to smash things.

This is, for the most part, so much worse than comparing apples to oranges, and a complete waste of anyone’s time.

As a Michigan resident, this shit is so embarrassing.  

And how much time do you spend sterilizing that virus storage bubble between seatings?

We haven’t.

George Barnhill, one of the prosecutors who first handled the case said that after he watched the video of the incident, “given the fact Arbery initiated the fight” and grabbed the shotgun, he believed Travis McMichael “was allowed to use deadly force to protect himself” under Georgia law.

The Master Race strikes again, y’all.

In case anyone was unclear, this “stick to cars” is a sarcastic commentary on the “stick to sports” edict that annihilated Deadspin and has lead to such an immense staff turnover at this website. If you think that Jalopnik should stick to cars, please take this moment to punch yourself in the face as hard as…

Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

It’s too bad there’s no way to discover this information anywhere.

Well, you did say “these days when your phone”, not “when my phone”. 🙂

Speak for yourself - I have zero interest in watching videos, much less actual movies, on a phone screen, regardless of how big it is. I’m so badly hoping that smaller screens become an option again so I can comfortably use it with one hand again. I have an older phone with a 5 inch screen which is about as small as…

I’m all for letting Darwinism win that game, unfortunately all these careless fucks will end up clogging the health system and prevent more reasonable fucks from getting access for other, less easily preventable, health issues.

The freeways aren’t empty. I was driving home the other night going 80 mph and was getting absolutely smoked by several cars. The close rate was so fast that they were swerving from lane to lane because people couldn’t react and move over fast enough. It’s dangerous.

The bell curve of idiotic driving is mostly “IDGAF, I’m rich” or “IDGAF, I’ve got nothing to lose”

Needed more Grill. I sent an Invoice to BMW for my work

The courts have repeatedly determined that students and schools can be treated differently from society at large. For example, students don’t have rights against otherwise unconstitutional searches while at school. This exactly falls under the “fire in a crowded theater” example - the need to provide a safe…