But if it were real, it would be spectacular.

whoosh

And Musk is an immigrant—the irony.

I have way, WAY less if an issue with ambient restaurant noise, like plates and people talking, and far more of an issue with restaurants that blast music at a volume where it’s hard to hear someone sitting across from you. 

Yeah my best friend’s brother owned two Dickies locations (Fast Food BBQ, if you’re unfamiliar) and he constantly bitched that the company charged him like $2.00 a pound for brisket but he could buy it from the grocery store for like $1.50 a pound and everything was priced that way from the plastic forks to the mashed…

You can love a thing, be enthusiastic about it, and write well about it but find it inconvenient or find a lack of desire or ability to do basic things with it, especially if it’s your appliance.

Foodies are enthusiastic about food, but many don’t like dealing with the dishes that come with cooking their own.

It’s also probably a matter of who assumes the risk . Just based on what’s above, CFA charges a lower entry fee and pays more of the startup fees, so they are assuming more of the risk if the restaurant fails as opposed to a chain that demands a bigger licensing fee and makes the local owner pay startup fees out of…

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

You can totally beat American cheap milk chocolate. 

Here is my take on Mel:

*sees two pedals*

That garage is one Harley short of the ultimate Boomer trifecta.

MSG sensitivity is like gluten sensitivity. Yes, it really exists - but the loudest voices complaining about it and saying to avoid it don’t have or understand it. 

You’re bothered because your girlfriend is a crappy parker, and if she’s inconsiderate in that aspect of her life, she’s probably inconsiderate in others.

If a “better option nearby” is Sbarro then something is off with Mr McGrady’s two star rating cuz that, my friend, is a two star pizza place.

“Easy to get in and out of because you’re fat and have bad knees.”

except (for now) both aborting and not aborting are legal. killing or harming someone are. so while ideally, everyone would be careful, this attempt to equate the two is ridiculous. 

“I hate my banket, Daddy!” /throw “I hate my tedbear, Daddy!!” /throw

1st Gear: Redesign the Cherokee to be a capable off-roader and boxy. Boxy is good, or the 2021 Bronco will outsell all of Jeep.

Oh FFS. It’s the previous verse(or thereabouts) in the song that was being referenced.