whatthefoxsays
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whatthefoxsays

Yeah, having to fiddle with the switch a dozen times because you only want it open an inch or two, but the damn auto opener keeps trying to open it entirely or shut it entirely and you have to try and jab it just at the right time for the amount of open you want. Better to have to hold it down, so you have better

What is with that actor who plays Trump? Hair is too long, looks more like the back of Boris Johnson's head TBH. New bigwigs not willing to spring for the good Trump impersonator?

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

The Mets proved that you can ride hot streaks and great pitching to the World Series in 2015.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

Nice to see someone keeping with the original meaning of “dadbod,” which is in good shape but not cut or huge or otherwise requiring high maintenance. Keep it alive!

Oh, come on that's not fair. I'm sure this high school football coach in Arkansas is much more intelligent and competent than anyone currently in the white house.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Saw that too. Also, the keeper trips or something. Bush league.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

FIFY

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

Attemptnat resurrection: they wanted their baby back baby back baby back.....

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

Sharpest? 

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

It’s a curse. 

I would love to see more features like this.

Nah. The Bachelor gets consistently higher ratings, which means any one of these douchebags are likely to have more household name recognition than Scheana Marie. And a reality star dating another reality star hardly counts as newsworthy. Tyler and Wells are the only ones that could be said to be “dating a celebrity”,