Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

Virtually any manual transmission wagon. Brown optional.

I’m glad you didn’t use your real account for this dumb-ass point of view.

Do you enjoy killing animals?

Word.  I already cry when I think about my son going to college.  He’s 7.

Don’t Post Your Toddler’s Tantrum on Social Media

I wasn't aware that Trump thought it a good idea that the Yuan weaken. Quite the reverse in fact 

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

During the last round of “tax cuts”, my taxes went up. And not by an insignificant amount. Of course, I am not in the 1 percent, nor am I a corporation.

Nobody star this.

I want to know how the manual-only cars perform on the track compared to the cars with auto

Either way, a win for consumers, and proof that we don’t need tighter federal regs anyway.

Drive one and tell me how stale it feels.  

I don’t understand. What is “baby formula”? Do you mean sperm and an egg? That’s the formula to create a baby. Does Whole Foods really sell sperm now? Why can’t I understand very basic terms that reasonable people are using? Why am I always so faux confused about everything?!?

Secondly, who in the world says, “I can’t believe they’re not working (few work harder)!” What? Is he saying that they should be working?

Way more than 127 were still on the road.  127 is the number that made it home.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Calling it now; John Malkovich plays him in the movie. 

Ah fuck off.

Yeah, animal abuse is totally okay because people are suffering somewhere too. JFC.

Naw, that’s literally you. Come from poverty and still manage to care about both humans and dogs, and absolutely would not abuse one. Maybe it’s regional, or cultural, or -al I can’t think of off the top of my head. Not trying to make you feel bad or anything here, just don’t want to be lumped in that.

But it’s not a…