The pandemic has led to the banning of U.S. lobsters from key export markets this summer, leading to absolute rock-bottom prices. My wife ate 4 of them over the weekend and each of them cost about $5. I guess we can thank Trump for making lobster as cheap as chicken.

I suspect that the “don’t tell me to wear a mask” crowd overlaps significantly with the “don’t tell me how to tip” crowd.

No, I’ve already explained why things would be different, why criminals who are desperate not to be arrested would have less of an incentive to kill a cop when they know that they will not be arrested. And because the statutes haven’t even been written yet, there are lots of ways that danger can be removed from the…

The problem with this kind of thinking is that the whole point of SS was to immediately provide relief for old folks. That’s several generations of old people who were probably saved from living on a street. The system as it exists now is kind of fucked up but only because the gov’t kept raiding the SS fund to pay for…

Since you don’t know what you’re talking about, maybe you should shut the fuck up.

Oh, that’s the reason you didn’t shoot the last cop who pulled you over? Because he was armed? And called for back-up?

I had a roommate who brushed her teeth in the shower. However, our shower drained poorly so if I used the shower after her, the drain and immediate area would be covered in her mouth foam.

99.99% of traffic stops don’t end with the cop being shot. I’m not naive- I’m realistic. You’re reactionary and overreacting.

I see you just enjoy making shit up. Technically, a driver could just drive away but then they would face additional fines and penalties. 

Hey, it’s working for Nimrata Haley. 

Civilians can’t do anything about arrest warrants, so yes, nothing else will happen to the driver other than getting a traffic ticket.

You can drive away right after he/she hands you your ticket.

It’s not the same thing. The traffic enforcers won’t be able to detain you. There is no authority for a Terry stop.

There will be no need to arm the traffic enforcement officers. Once people are aware that they can only get traffic tickets and nothing else, they have no incentive to kill them.

The difference is that once people realize that the traffic cops can only give them a ticket for whatever traffic law they are violating, a wanted driver is not going to kill the traffic cop because he knows that he can’t be arrested.

Civilian enforcement means that the traffic enforcers can only give you a ticket for violating the traffic laws. They can’t pull you over because you’re speeding and then turn it into a drug investigation because they smell pot.

Because then I have to fucking go to them. My sister-in-law’s gender reveal party? FUCK THAT. I have no problem ignoring invites from acquaintances but I can’t avoid them for certain people (like relatives).

I think there was an article about how police shouldn’t enforce traffic laws, but it didn’t say to end enforcement altogether- rather, it should fall to civilian traffic enforcement officers.

BTS is something I’ll never understand. They’re not even trying to hide the lip-syncing anymore, I guess. 

New Jersey’s Supreme Court used to be the most liberal in the country. They set the standard and tone for liberal courts around the country. Unfortunately, the tide has shifted and even the Democrats who are placed on the court are no longer liberal. Rabner? Fucking former prosecutor. This woman? I’m glad they chose a…