Ok, if we accept that there was no racial element to the add, can someone explain to me what the ad is supposed to evoke? What were they trying to do?

By doing this, Starbucks is also eliminating the number of bathrooms that the public relies on since these pick-up only locations are no longer required to maintain one.

The ease of peeling is related to the age of the egg. The older, the easier. 

Depends on the rental. When I’ve had an Altima, I drove it like any regular car. When I rented a Mustang, I punished that thing.

The guy made $100M playing football, most of it earlier in his career. I totally understand wanting to support your family, but he could have retired 5 years ago and no one in his family would still ever have to set foot in a Dollar Tree. Not saying he made the wrong decision (everyone has their priorities) but don’t…

they also popularized the word “hoser”

I have so, so many questions. Why was he unconscious? The bends? Is that possible in a river? If you’re scouting for a place to smuggle $97k, why are you carrying around the $97k? And if you are found with money, why are you admitting the drugs part of the operation? Why was a foreign national given bail the first…

On the flip side, the cameras usually ensured that at least ONE patrol was not excessively violent during its shift.

I just looked through her IG (until IG kicked me off for not having an account). That Yoda cereal is like the least creative, worst looking thing she bakes. Her other stuff is just insanely good.

That seems . . . aggressive. There is no way I would ever spend 50% of my gross on a car. Then again, I save more than the average person. My target rate is 10% of my monthly net.

You about to lose yo job...

I’d be curious to see what the income to car payment ratio is with these car buyers. 

Someone had to come up with the idea of “retention bonuses” for executives with absolutely no prospects of employment elsewhere.

Schadenfreude is real, and it’s spectacular.

I guess all the babies that went flying through windshields aren’t around to reminisce about how they all used to ride on their parents’ laps.

Going public through a reverse merger with an already publicly traded shell company, rather than an IPO that is vetted by underwriters and buyers, used to be the sole domain of boiler room operations. With the exception of Pandora, the companies that do this are doing it solely because they want retail investors dumb…

When he dies, his heirs are just going to hire a dumpster and throw it all away. That’s how it works with every hoarder.

To be fair, Brazil is entering its winter right now. Still not cold, but definitely cool in some parts of the country.

Using food dye of the same color as one of the main ingredients of a dish is deceptive because most customers will assume the color came from the judicious use of said ingredient. What if he used a dash of squid ink and then black food dye for squid ink pasta? That would piss me off.

I just found out that my brother-in-law is a white nationalist, which is odd given that he’s always been very nice to me (I’m not white). My wife is horrified, and it led her to confront her mother about what she knew. Turns out, her mother has been harboring white nationalist-ish thoughts lately too, even though she…