When you make the Doordash driver deliver the pizza to another location? Lugging 10 pizzas? You think it’s right to make him do that work without a tip just to get back at corporate?

No, the Doordash driver delivered the pizzas to another location- the guy’s friend’s house. Ten pizzas. For no tip. Read the article.

You misread or didn’t read the article. They had the delivery driver deliver the 10 pizzas to another location. They were, in fact, acting like a customer. Fucking the driver over because you’re getting back at corporate is a shitty thing to do.

Huh? By placing an order and having the Doordash driver come to his restaurant, pick up the pizzas (10 of them!) and deliver them to his friend’s house, he’s making the delivery driver work. A delivery driver who had no part in scheming to resell the pies. Who had to use gas to make the delivery, as well as forgo…

Using the numbers the writer posited, the pizza place did not tip the drivers.

Surely the government would allow me to buy a penguin before allowing it to be euthanized, right?

Huh? It takes about 10 minutes to adjust to a different manual. And redlining after one shift. 

I didn’t have an argument over masks- the family behind me in line were wearing masks. What triggered the argument was their 3 or 4 year old kid touching me. When I turned to ask them to keep six feet away, you would have thought I had asked to eat the toddler.

You failed to mention the effect of people singing, which requires more forceful exhaling for extended periods of time, in turning the choir practice into a super-spreader event. That the virus can spread as an aerosol is part of what makes it so contagious.

even though those cars only have 20kish miles on them, those are some hard miles.

Lol. Nope. Just overpriced brake pads on an overpriced German car. I know I get hosed at the dealer every time but I pay it for the convenience of getting a loaner car.

They’re not unaffordable, just more than you want to spend. Last time the dealer replaced my brake pads, it was $700. Just pads. What’s an inspection cost? $200? An inspection should catch all kinds of things that are not covered by warranty and would not show up on carfax. I know someone who bought a CPO Accord that…

I would not set foot in a public bathroom, no matter if they use mask and sanitizer. But would I still go to one of these?

I think I wore those same jeans back in 2003. 

HOLY SHIT. I had completely forgotten about that orange and clove thing until I just read this. I must have blocked it out- I remember thinking it was so disgusting.

No mention of the magic eraser? That thing is magic. No soap needed, gets rid of virtually everything stuck on my tub and shower walls. Buy the knockoffs from Amazon for 1/4 the price of Mr. Clean.

If you lost your job but still spend $6 for a single scoop of ice cream instead of spending $3 for a half gallon at the supermarket, you’re an idiot.

I’m vegetarian and the thing that keeps me from going vegan is dessert. I need cream/butter/eggs in the desserts I crave. I’ve tried every kind of vegan dessert from the fanciest of places and they all stink. 

Look at a MAGA rally. Not a pair of skinny jeans in site. 

Is there a booth where I just hand them $20 and they give me a stuffed animal worth 50 cents?