I had to slog through this article only to find that there is no recipe for babka? WTF, man.

You don’t need a majority of the population to catch Covid before the hospitals are overwhelmed. 5% of the population getting it will mean bodies lining the hallways of hospitals, and a much higher death rate because people won’t get needed ventilators. I know someone right now who can’t get a ventilator and was told…

I used a garage for five years, then parked on the street for the last five.

Meh, not really. I lived in Manhattan for almost 20 years, had a car for the last ten. Driving in the city is not really that bad, and if you know the streets and traffic patterns, it’s actually pretty easy.

I’ll give it one year for them to work out the kinks. Then I’m going to buy one.

There are a lot of not so rich, not so old people buying entry level MBs. They are not the majority, but losing 10% or so of your customer base is never healthy.

I’ve only recently fully ingrained the habit of sneezing into my forearm-elbow.

If the property values reverse, I’ll be selling my suburban home that I just bought 2 years ago and moving back to the city.

30 seconds is plenty of time to melt cheese in a microwave. That’s how I melt some of the harder to melt cheeses that I add to my 3 cheese grilled cheese. 

I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

If they implemented this, it would essentially eliminate the basic economy ticket. They would just charge the same fare as the current refundable tickets because their costs would rise. 

How much do one of these meals cost? How are they making money on this if little old Japanese ladies are punching above their weight?

This is an even dumber take than the “Why can black folks say the N-word” post.

I didn’t get a stimulus check but all of the money I am spending (other than basic living expenses like groceries, mortgage and utilities) is being spent on take-out. I don’t know why you don’t advise people to spend all of their checks on take-out. Supporting local businesses that you want to still be around when…

I didn’t get a stimulus check but all of the money I am spending (other than basic living expenses like groceries,…

I don’t eat meat so I find it really annoying that many yogurt companies use gelatin. I guess it’s to help with the consistency? I don’t know- jiggly yogurt is fucking gross but whatever.

Perfect, just in time for me to endorse my stimulus check over to the dealer!

I’m assuming the corrosion broke the seal. I would be more interested in seeing an intact can’s interiors after 25 years.

How do we know that Laura Daniel didn’t just open the Arc of the Covenant and that is the real Jacinda?

I’m not particularly budget conscious. I’m size conscious and that is the only reason I’m buying this phone. I miss the original SE size. If they made the 11 the size of the 8 I would have bought that.