I don’t eat meat so I find it really annoying that many yogurt companies use gelatin. I guess it’s to help with the consistency? I don’t know- jiggly yogurt is fucking gross but whatever.

Perfect, just in time for me to endorse my stimulus check over to the dealer!

I’m assuming the corrosion broke the seal. I would be more interested in seeing an intact can’s interiors after 25 years.

How do we know that Laura Daniel didn’t just open the Arc of the Covenant and that is the real Jacinda?

The knit afghan on the sofa tells me the owners are 65+.

Yeah, this is some peak white privilege right here. 99.99% of the people in this country will never have his platform for *potentially* shaping discourse in this country. Whining about his perceived ineffectiveness is not a good look.

If everyone pets the dog, it defeats the whole purpose of curbside pickup.

Why is it so hard to understand that black people can say it, and no one else can? It is just that simple. And no, it’s not an “unfair” standard, unless you also believe that black people are viewed and treated on equal terms with white people. Which is proven false every single day.

I replaced all the old, ornate, baroque-ish lamps and chandeliers in my house with new, simply designed lights that I love. In fact, when I move, I am taking most of the lights with me. 

I guess you go a lot farther when you don’t have a boulder slowing down your momentum.

Unfortunately for asians, they’ve never really “doubled-down” on solidarity when other minority groups were suffering. Although it is a bit more complex than that, the success that asians have experienced as a whole has made many of them far less empathetic of other minority groups that have not achieved similar…

I’m assuming that by next fall, everyone in the country will have been exposed. The death rate for old folks will be higher, and more old folks are Republicans. 

Oh man. My wife is a stay-at-home mom, and things were great when I was going to the office. Now that I work from home, our kid keeps trying to play with me or my wife is trying to do something and wants me to watch the kid in the middle of the day. I can’t get anything done efficiently and I have an extra parent in…

Hey hey HEY! I’ll have you know that not all HOA board members are middle aged. More of them are senior citizens.

Nah. This virus is going to kill more Republicans than Democrats. It just may make the difference in Nov.  I applaud the states that are keeping the churches open at this time. 

I imagine that if anyone is buying right now, preppers and folks who want to be able to go off-road might be at the top of the list. I doubt Jeep is going to offer much.

D.O.C. pizza, because it requires San Marzano tomatoes and not just tomato paste sauce, has a watery tomato juice that soaks into the crust. 

So, to change the radio station I have to turn on their “autopilot” and then ignore their instructions to keep my hands on the steering wheel at all times?

You know people who use a smartphone without looking at the screen?

You think these people are stealing XJs for the money? They didn’t even take parts. This is probably just assholes stealing cars they know are easy to steal and going for joyrides/offroading.