I feel like that went somewhere dark, which I wasn't expecting.

It's best for everyone if you do.

I don't understand the appeal of Harry Styles AT ALL. But maybe it's just me. I also never got the appeal of Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler, and I don't just mean decrepit Jagger, I mean 1960s Jagger. They all have a similar icky not hot factor.

Dave Navarro stuck his tongue down my friend's throat one time and she said it was the grossest she has ever felt in her life.

Are you sure? Does Adultosaur want anyone to date Harry Styles?

I saw it more as pajama formals.

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One time I came home and Dave Navarro was sitting on the couch with my sister.

Madeline, have I ever told you how pretty you are? Not that being pretty is the ultimate, of course, but it's like the little spiral tower of whipped cream on top of the smart, witty, and all-round delightful sundae that is you. You don't want to die on the moon at age 65, which is a sure sign of your intelligence…

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This ridiculous internet narcissism that has people thinking it is appropriate or good to demand that certain celebrities date while others are a terrible match is a sickness. It reinforces all the crazy "publicist setting up the dates" bullshit that makes celebrity a toxic environment.

Even better when you haven't even heard it to know what you're tsk-tsking. Or read the article above. Thumbs up, well done!

I just want to say before the comments get full of people doubting Shia LaBeouf that anyone who continues to claim he wasn't raped is a rape apologist, a victim blamer, and an asshole.

Why do people have Great Gatsby weddings? Art deco, I get. But why on earth would you theme your wedding around a book that criticizes the glittery, empty lives of the rich and ends in heartbreak and suicide? Was the wedding, by chance, a pool party?

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

It was kinda of threat.

I don't even watch Scandal (I know, I know) but I would hella tune in for some Rihanna.

This is neither here nor there but "Blair Underwood" sounds like the name of a teenage girl on a CW show.

Watch Selfie and get back to me.

I know right? Sexiest man this year is either Idris Elba or John Cho. They are both at peak hotness right this minute.