The idea that they are undeserving or have lowered the standards of Vogue is 100% ridiculous and yes, freaking the fuck out over them getting the cover is straight up pearl clutching.

1) If K-Stew successfully wins back R-Patz with a nip slip I am definitely going to try to use my hypnotizing nips for evil with ballsmcgee (like for more foot rubs)

rosie perez, why you gotta kill my love for you?
this entire thing would have fucking died out if it wasn't for social media. those women needed to be heard.

Aren't they those big Lego blocks for babies?

What is a "Diplo?"

I'm curious as to what end you mention Goude's relationship with Grace Jones. It hardly absolves him of nor precludes him problematic or racist intentions in his work.

The booty queen line is because Jezebel readers aren't capable of clicking on items that don't have buzzwords in the title.

I agree with your main point, but god that Audre Lord quote is one that I wish would just die. Worst analogy ever. If the master has a sledge hammer in his tool kit, you absolutely can dismantle his house with it.

If Kato Kaelin and Scott Disick had a baby...it would be this

A) Every picture I see of Cheban, he really looks stoned beyond any college roommate you've had.

As someone who had a photo of Buscemi on the wall of her college dorm room - seconded.

Apparently her best friend is Scott Disk's 1970s doppelganger.

1) Can you imagine what it would be like being best friends with Kim Kardashian?? It would be surreal. Like, you'd be at happy hour and she'd be like "Hold on, gotta text the hubby" and she'd be referring to KANYE. Life would be so strange.

WHICH OF YOU BITCHES STOLE MY FUCKING JOY?!?!?

"Dear Future Husband"?

If I'm not claiming to speak for an entire race of people I can't share a personal opinion? On a story that is very very relevant to my experienc in life?

I know that Khloe is the Kardashian people seem to like, but I can't be the only one weirded out by her black men fetish. She has gone on god knows how many radio and internet interviews talking about how she just loves black peen, and quite frankly it's off putting. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having a…

I'm black and I'm failing to see why this is offensive. It's mocking the KKK, not black men. I'm not saying other people cannot take offense, but I am personally not offended. The KKK (and other racist folks) hate white women dating black men. Perhaps possible off white racist, assholes is the only positive Kardashian…

I saw the recreation of "Champagne Incident" on tumblr and I gotta say, I really like it.

All I can think when I see someone that oiled up is "I bet they would have an awesome time on a Slip-N-Slide right now."