Human, alien, mixed, Parks & Rec, anything. Yes.

Awwwww.

Also, I just want to say that I'm not sure how this is more morally wrong than anything else. It's not directed at you, but everyone else commenting on this thread. Are all of these people calling out their friends and folks as scum because they refuse to date a dude who's 5'2 or just brunettes? Or because they…

My ex-husband met his future wife while he was still married to me; they had been involved with each other for months before I figured out what the fuck was going on. I still hesitate to to call them shitty people. Was what they did together-betraying two sets of spouses-shitty? Hell yes, but that doesn't…

I didn't know much about Chris Evans, but after reading about his bromance with Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo I think he's adorable. Also, he's really serious about acting, to the point where I think he becomes kind of his own worst critic about it.

GET IT, JESSA

Everybody needs to calm down about Jessa Duggar. Remember that this gossip comes from insanely puritanical religious types. I followed a hunch and waded through the comments on that ever-so-godly blog. Mary B. said "I am not sure why they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consumate God's marriage"…

"I am not sure why they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consummate God's marriage"

I love that in response to a story about Mean Girls most of the comments are critiquing how the women look. Never change, Jezebel.

For the love of God, why are all the comments on this story all catty remarks about how these women look??

Putting aside the obvious problems with the content of Lange's tweets (since it's been covered very well elsewhere), I'll just say this, since Lange seems concerned about the state of comedy -

I wish the website that so frequently discusses white privilege actually acknowledged it in themselves.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

I know, I made the mistake of reading those comments as well. And damn, I had no idea that whoever writes Dlisted is so cruel. I've seen it linked to before but never actually visited the site.

People are. I get people don't like her. Fine, I don't like Bill Murray. I also don't stalk every single article about him just so I can spew hate in the comments. What is the point? I feel like people do this because their hate for Kim is now socially acceptable and people will like them for their opinion. Dailymail…

Good catch. Nitpicky, but correct.

So...am I the only one who thinks that a show about someone who mistakenly buys a boat haunted by Natalie Wood's ghost would be amazing? Especially if the two of them teamed up to solve other unsolved Hollywood cold cases?

Emerging heartthrob Daniel Radcliffe says he's a feminist and doesn't see why anyone would be embarrassed to call themselves that unless they're a raging sexist.

"Two of the women who allege they were physically assaulted also say that before the alleged assaults in his home he introduced them to Big Ears Teddy, a stuffed bear, and he turned the bear around just before he slapped or choked them, saying that "Big Ears Teddy shouldn't see this."

I'VE SAID THE WORD PENIS SO MANY TIMES.