Sample lyrics: "I should've kissed you longer/I should've held you stronger." and "I gotta get her, go get her back/I gotta treat her right/I gotta cherish her for life."

My cat, The Most Interesting Cat in the World, agrees.

Tootsie Burns is such a rich person name, I can hardly stand it. Also, here is my guess as to who her father is:

Stacey Dash, who played Dionne in Clueless, is in talks to become a regular network contributor at Fox News.

This .gif mesmerizes me every time I see it! It makes a strong case against Botox.

Like my kitty!

I pretty much had to do this with my kitten. She'd sleep all day (like... ALL DAY) and then wake up at 11pm to run all over me for 6 hours. Literally. Run. On. Me.

YAAAAAAS

HECK YES

Tuxedo cats are the best cats.

OMG BABIES NEED SLEEP LET THE KITTY SLEEP YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

Why is he being so mean to that kitty?

"If you sleep too much you won't be able to sleep tonight."

With a side of Season 2 X-Files

Can we also get my husband to wear those short loafer socks I bought him a couple of weeks ago? I could never get him to go sock-less, but the white tube socks with sneakers and shorts look is...not working for me.

Maybe she realized the tatt was tacky? Wait. No. C'MON JEZ! Don't you have a spare 10K laying around so we can get to the bottom of this??

that's is so weird that these are real people.

dude, I get what he was going for, I just don't find him funny and he missed his mark which explains why he stopped doing it. it's a hack schtick.