Because Jezebel isn’t half as feminist as it thinks it is. The “readership” likes this garbage, so they’ll keep selling it.

Sadly this is not even close to being anything new. There’s at least two or three cases a year of people dying during exorcisms, including sometimes in the United States. In 2011 a Virginia man beat a two-year-old to death in exorcism. In 1997 a Korean woman was beaten to death in California during an exorcism. And a…

YASS. I go as Donnie Darko every Halloween (it’s easy & last minute). I was in love with it as soon as that tracking shot set to “Head over Heels” started.

Seems obligatory.

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

No comment on her as a person because she is evil and it’s seeping out of her pores but she is looking at her phone the same way my mother looks at her phone. Why can’t people learn how to hold a goddamn phone!?

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Not necessarily germane to this article, but any excuse to post a picture of this smirking blobfish asshole in his absurd porn-theater ensemble.

I’ve asked this before, but when did it become no longer a thing where Nazis are the definitive bad buys? I mean I grew up watching Indiana Jones & Captain America punch Nazis in the face and everyone cheered. How is this a thing?

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Seriously

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

Apparently Ben was served divorce papers on the set while filming “Justice League”.

Ugh. Just die already, you old pervert.

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut