“Use your key Kimberly! I’m LEMONADE-ING”

I never knew Kuato could play guitar!

Dear Betsy:

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

me to tom:

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

For some reason, Steve Bannon reminds me of this guy.

“I started this government thing and got all my friends to join me but then they kicked me out of the MAGA club. Where’s my daughter? I need comfort. No I meant the hot one.”

I cried harder at the end of the movie when (spoiler) he essentially steals a pit bull from a kill shelter who was going to be put down the next day. At least that’s how I read the scene. He spent the movie getting revenge for his puppy, *and* he wrapped everything up with saving another doggie.

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.

The moment a child grabs a knife to stab a stranger for nothing and feels no remorse in doing so and yet worries about some jewelry lost in the process stops being a child she is a fucking psycho and should be in jailed forever.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

You thought wrong.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Speaking of fashion, how about the sewn-on wedding dress in the Pagan Poetry video?