I’m going to guess both you and boyfriend are under 6'2? If your knees are already pressed directly up against the seat in front of you because of your height that “inch or two” makes a pretty big difference. Apparently you are assuming that everyone of superior height is as rich as Shaquille O’Neal and can afford…

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

Yeah if vegan food is so good why the fuck do you people keep making faux meat dishes? Because you know in your hearts that your food preference is yucky!

vegan chicken parmigiana

2016 gotta 2016.

I’m agog. That’s like growing up without the ability to hear, and the first music you hear is Nickelback.

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

Now if a freaking wild animal can sit neatly in a seat, WHY do we have to deal with manspreading?

That shit cracks me up. And they call them chocolate diamonds, like they’ll pull an Emperor’s New Clothes and just fool everyone.

The black diamonds really, really piss me off. Where I am from, we have a word for that, and that word is coal.

I love candle drama.

PEOPLE WONDER WHY I USE ALL CAPS.

He survived Jupiter Ascending. Now let us never speak of Jupiter Ascending again.

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Nobody cares about your boner, Henry VIII.

“Modeling.”

I’m starting to feel like 2016 is like the end of The Return of the King where all the cool people are getting on a boat and heading for somewhere better, leaving the rest of us with the judgemental assholes of the Shire.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.