I’d invite him to choke on a dick but no penis deserves to be subjected to Trump.

Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

Oh, you mean besides the innocent dogs that he’s probably been responsible for killing, already? The asshole is a pitbull breeder and advertised them as being good for dog fighting. He bred and sold dogs to people who he knew was forcing them to maim and kill each other. He is a vile piece of shit on every level and…

This case was not an outlier for Persky.

No no, often the laws are named after the victim and not the perpetrator. People will misunderstand the name. So it needs to be called something like ‘Never Forget Brock Turner Is An Unapologetic Rapist And Got Away With A Slap On The Wrist Law’

I overlooked the food poisoning. I overlooked the cilantro rice. I overlooked the leaky burritos. I overlooked the $5027891 upcharge for guacamole.

Oh hey, another “artist” forcing her garbage art on the rest of us. Do us a favor, turn the bugs into a protein shake the next time you get “inspired”. Relevant examples of crap follow:

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

Nah, he stole that line from the Doors movie.. I remember that because I actually thought it was funny, when I was like twelve years old..

This story makes me want to think of happier times... like when BSG was on and still good.

The only Willy Wonka, period.

I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.

I’m not just done with this week. I’m done with this whole planet.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

I cannot believe how bad this looks

The professorial version of #jeah?

In his email back, she alleges, he responded, “Whatever.”

Nate Parker brought up the rape allegations/acquittal himself! He thought he could control the dialogue about it before someone uncovered it. He’s vying for that Oscar, so he has been on a pity parade focusing on HIS feelings, HIS trauma, and how this impacted HIS life. He didn’t even know that his victim had…

It is the right thing to do. She’s dead and he’s never paid a price for the rape and destruction of so much of her.