You and me both. And I tried that cup thing and ... it wasn’t for me. I’m too fucking clumsy. Here, lets just dump blood and clots all over the floor of the bathroom at my job! YAY!

I hope you gave her a good, old fashioned:

So he’s excused from consequences because of his age? Nope. I absolutely think it’s appropriate that he should be scrutinized and demonized for his reprehensible actions. He’s a rapist and no amount of ‘boys will be boys’ and ‘he was too young to understand’ will ever make right the way he preyed on that girl.

I’d award you the internets if I could.

I really didn’t know Ariane/a Grande was in that movie.

EXCELLENT!

Randilyn, it’s not a joke you actually want to be in on. Like Beiber-peen, it cannot be unseen or unread. Trust me.

I’m not sure how to react to this new fact.

why would you put that image in my head? whyyyyy?

My lovely, wonderful SO glanced over my shoulder while this was loading and asked why that lady was wearing shorts that made it look like her butt was in front. I have no answer.

Just kill me now.

I shouldn’t have LOL’d at that but, jesus. God bless.

THANK YOU! I was never a huge fan of Damons and then he charmed me with that terrible We Bought a Zoo, so I got over my intense Team America inspired hatred, but urg. He keeps running his mouth and ruining it.

Depending on the situation, I try to go funny. But we’re super goofy, and have lame senses of humor, so making jokes works for us. Sometimes, I’m super honest, like, Babe, I’m horny, help me get off, please. Otherwise, I wake him up with a blowjob. But he loves them, so it works for him. My other advice is: vibrator,…

Mark:

I can’t believe I actually am typing these words, but, my stars, when did he become bone-worthy?

I disagree!!!!!! Two words:

Hope youre doing better... I’m a fan of cat videos/gifs when I’m down. Have some and internet hugs!

I’ve seen a rosebud and not been as repulsed. Good job!